i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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