I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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