Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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