What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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