sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
