Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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