I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Come share oat with me in your robe
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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