i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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