everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
