So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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