I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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