the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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