it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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