Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
