i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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