i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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