glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
