Its about making memories worth repressing
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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