So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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