it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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