woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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