Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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