I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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