Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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