Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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