I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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