After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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