I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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