There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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