It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
