I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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