we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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