he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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