please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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