everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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