She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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