needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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