i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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