Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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