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the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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