Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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