Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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