stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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