stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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