how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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