roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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