Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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