he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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