Your mouth is God's brothel.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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