maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Randomize
