yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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