So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
